RESPECTS PAID

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TICKER $FAFO PUMP.FUN // SOLANA 100% FICTIONAL DRAMA

the piece of shit is my roommate

$FAFO · the roommate coin

{{ roommate }} put his entire golf setup in the middle of the living room. Cooks five-alarm mystery stew at 3AM. Cannot emotionally process the fact that he lives with a furry femboy. So we minted a coin about it — ticker $FAFO. Fuck around. Find out.

Contract Address Coming Soon™

APE IN ↗ Read the Lore

$4.4M Market Cap*

1,347 Holders*

100% LP Burned

0 Days Since Golf Incident

*projected. manifested. not real yet — token hasn't launched.

Audited by Nobody™

// ENOCH FAFO · VISUALS · EXPLICIT

THE
CLIPS

Music video teasers. No soft launch energy. Hit play, turn it up, find out. Ticker stays $FAFO. The title stays the piece of shit is my roommate.

4 TEASERS VERTICAL · MUTE ON · TAP TO BLAST

LIVE STAGE {{ stageTag }}

TIP: click a teaser to load the stage. Unmute in the player. Headphones recommended. Neighbors not recommended.

NO SKIP ENERGY HARD CUTS ONLY $FAFO ERA

APE AFTER THE DROP ↗

$FAFO VISUALS • HOOK • SAY GOODNIGHT • TRUTH • LAST BAD GUY • DROP THE CLIP • $FAFO VISUALS • HOOK • SAY GOODNIGHT • TRUTH • LAST BAD GUY • DROP THE CLIP • $FAFO VISUALS • HOOK • SAY GOODNIGHT • TRUTH • LAST BAD GUY • DROP THE CLIP • $FAFO VISUALS • HOOK • SAY GOODNIGHT • TRUTH • LAST BAD GUY • DROP THE CLIP •

The Saga

a 100% fictional tragedy in 3 acts

Act I — The Lease

Our narrator — a certified furry femboy — signs a lease with {{ roommate }}, a man with one personality trait: golf. Week two, a full driving-range setup materializes in the living room. The putting green is communal, he says. Foreshadowing.

Act II — The Descent

3AM. Every night. The kitchen becomes a crime scene. The living room is now a par-3. Our narrator lies awake, earplugs in, planning something legal and financially ruinous.

Act III — The Coin

Therapy is $200/hour. Minting a memecoin is free. One femboy, one golf gremlin, zero communication — the piece of shit is my roommate ($FAFO) is born. A monument to every cursed lease ever signed. Purely fictional. Any resemblance is your trauma, not ours.

pay your rent • hodl $FAFO • the piece of shit is my roommate • do not fade the lore • pay your rent • hodl $FAFO • the piece of shit is my roommate • do not fade the lore • pay your rent • hodl $FAFO • the piece of shit is my roommate • do not fade the lore • pay your rent • hodl $FAFO • the piece of shit is my roommate • do not fade the lore •

The Bagnomics

1B Total Supply

One billion tokens. One for every golf ball we've found in the shower.

0/0 Buy / Sell Tax

Zero tax. The only fair split this apartment has ever seen.

100% LP Burned

Liquidity torched like the security deposit. Nobody can rug.

0% Team Allocation

Fair launch. Dev wallet's as empty as the dishwasher. Cope together.

How to Ape

01 Get a Wallet

Download Phantom or any Solana wallet. Write your seed phrase somewhere {{ roommate }} can't find it.

02 Load SOL

Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Ideally not the rent money. Ideally.

03 Swap for $FAFO

Paste the contract address on Pump.fun (PumpSwap after migration — nowhere else). Swap. Feel something for the first time in months.

04 Hold & Cope

Join the Telegram. Post memes. Never check the chart at 3am. (You will check the chart at 3am.)

Roadmap

(there is no roadmap)

Mint. Chaos.

Launch on pump.fun. Tell nobody. The lore markets itself.

Trend on CT

Every degen with a bad roommate finds us. That's 94% of crypto twitter. Do the math.

Evict {{ roommate }} (Spiritually)

Community votes on {{ roommate }}'s next fictional L. Merch. Sticker packs. A diss track, maybe.

Valhalla or Zero

CEX listings. Lambo. Or it goes to zero and we frame the chart. Either way: we found out.

Join the Household

The group chat your actual roommate isn't in. Memes mandatory. Golf talk bannable. Rent optional.